Israeli Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, was shocked to learn that his appearance on Sharri Markson’s Sky News show was only watched by 10’s of people. The Israeli PM is blaming the low ratings on Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese.
”It’s clear that the Government has sabotaged my appearance,” said Prime Minister Bibi. ”I mean did you see the viewing numbers?”
”There’s no way a network would keep going with viewing numbers as low as that, Albo must be behind this.”
When it was pointed out to the Israeli Prime Minister that Sky News’ viewing numbers were traditionally low, particularly the after dark crew, the Israeli PM said: ”That is astonishing, why bother putting on a show if no one watches.”
”Sharri promised me that my appearance would get the Nation talking, the amount of people who watched is barely enough for small talk.”
”I think next time I try to reach an Australian audience I might try appearing on a podcast, do you have the guys from Betoota’s number?”
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