Interim Opposition leader, Sussan Ley, has told colleagues that she plans to arrest her falling popularity by adding an extra S to her name.
”People were very interested to hear why I am Sussan, not Susan,” said the interim leader. ”So, imagine how much interest they will have in me when I identify as Susssan or better yet, Sussan Sley.”
”The younger generations will be all over a leader that Sleys.”
When asked if she expected to be Opposition leader this time next year, Sussan Sley said: ”Of course I do, who’s going to topple me?”
”Jacinta has no S’s in her name and Andrew only has one.”
”Besides, my colleagues love me, why every time I turn on Sky News there’s one of them there chatting about me, it’s good to be loved.”
Mark Williamson
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