Australian Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, has had his phone number leaked after thieves broke into Redeye records and stole their order book.

”I’m not happy about this,” said the PM. ”Not only is my number out in the open, but with the order book gone so’s my chance to get a copy of the new You Am I best of Vinyl.”

”It’s a bloody limited edition, if I miss out on the original run I’ll have to track it down on eBay.”

When asked what he planned to do about the data breach, the PM said: ”Well, I’m going to see if they’ll still take my order and just to be safe I’ll give Hum music in Newtown a call and see if they can put me on the list.

”As for people having my number, well, I’ve had to put up with Peter Dutton prank calling me for years.”

”For a former cop you’d think he’d learn to block his number.”

Mark Williamson

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