Interim Nationals leader, David Littleproud, has reached out to disgruntled backbencher, Barnaby Joyce, to offer him an olive branch in the form of an exemption from the bonk ban if he stays with the Nationals.

”We know that Barnaby was irritated by the bonk ban, yeah, it was right up their with monogamy as one of his least liked things,” said little David. ”So, Barnaby stay in the tent and you can bonk whoever you like.”

”Just not Pauline.”

When asked why the party was being held to ransom by one of Australia’s least liked politicians, the interim Nationals leader said: ”Barnaby is liked by many in the bush, and Gina.”

”Let’s not forget Gina, she’s got a lot of assets and a frosty relationship with her kids.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to see if Barnaby wants to help interview a new batch of interns, that should pique his interest.”

Mark Williamson

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