Interim Opposition leader, Sussan ”SS” Ley, has demanded that the Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, release the details of what colour underwear he is wearing on a daily basis.

”The Prime Minister needs to stop being so secretive and reveal all to the Australian people,” said SS Ley. ”How do we know that the PM isn’t meeting World leaders whilst wearing red underpants or worse, green underwear.”

”If the PM has nothing to hide then he should come clean.”

When asked given the myriad of issues facing ordinary everyday Australians, they the Opposition was choosing to focus on the PM’s dress, SS Ley said: ”Because it’s important to Sky News, and if it’s important to them then it’s important to us.”

”Mr Albanese needs to be held to account, just look at the chaos he and his Government have caused.”

”He’s driven Barnaby Joyce into the arms of Pauline Hanson, has he no shame?”

Mark Williamson

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Categories: Politics

Tags: Anthony Albanese, auspol, Barnaby Joyce, Coalition, Insiders, Joy Divison, Liberal party, LibSpill, Nationals, Pauline Hanson, Sharri Markson, Sky News After Dark, SS Ley, Sussan Ley