As Parliament winds down for the year the faceless (but not voiceless) men of the Liberal party are tipped to tap interim leader, Sussan Ley, on the shoulder to call for a leadership spill and ask her to please bring along a plate.
”Sussan’s had her chance but now it’s time for the men to take charge,” said a faceless man from the Liberals. ”Whether it be Hastie or Angus they’ll get us back in contention.”
”But, don’t worry there is still a place for Sussan in the party, someone has to bring the scones.”
When asked whether the party had really given Sussan a chance given the constant sniping and white-anting, the faceless Liberal man said: ”Sussan was given a go, and for awhile there she did well. I mean the first party meeting after the election was great, she bought in this lovely caramel slice.”
”It was so gooey and sticky that it managed to shut Barnaby up for once.”
”Then things went downhill, I mean last meeting she brought in store bought lamingtons, store bought!”
”She has to go.”
Mark Williamson
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