Australia’s racist Aunty, Pauline Hanson, has been sent home from work early after hitting the Christmas sherry a little hard at lunch and then heading to work dressed up in a burqa.

”Aunty went to lunch with Uncle Barnaby and they had maybe a few too many bevvy’s and not enough tucker and well you saw how it turned out,” said Pauline’s embarrassed Nephew, lil’ James Ashby. ”Was a bloody long drive home, Pauline wanted Maccas and Barnaby wanted to slow down every time he saw a lady.”

”Hopefully they’ll sleep it off today and I can get some rest.”

When reached for comment on her Senate antics, racist Aunty Pauline said: ”Not so loud, Aunty has a bit of a headache.”

”I tell you what I could use that burqa right about now to keep out some of the light.”

”Now, where were we? You asked about my lunch with Barnaby, it went well, well at least the bits I remember seemed like fun.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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