Australia’s leading party for racists, One Nation, have gone in to meltdown this week after learning that their prized new recruit, Barnaby Joyce, has New Zealand roots.

”Look, what can I say my Dad has New Zealand heritage and um, yep, I guess so do I,” said the member for New England. ”Personally I’ve never had a New Zealand root, I’m open to it though.”

”Besides, One Nation should be ok with all this, I mean it’s not like I’m from the middle-east.”

When asked why he would wish to join a party that makes such an issue over race, the member for New England said: ”They’re not that racist, I mean they don’t wear their Klan hoods everywhere.”

”Besides, I’m here to spread the word of One Nation and reach out to those people who have hate in their heart,”

”You know just because your Asian doesn’t mean you can’t also be racist.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to explore a New Zealand root.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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