TV Channel’s 7, 9 and 10 have conveyed an emergency summit as figures released by the Australian Bureau of Statistics (ABS) today have revealed that Australia is tipped to run out of celebrities by the year 2023. A spokesperson from… Read More ›
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Petition Calls For Annabel Crabb To Be Replaced By Kerry O’Brien As Host Of Kitchen Cabinet
A petition calling for Annabel Crabb to be sacked as host of ABC1’s Kitchen Cabinet and replaced by outgoing 4 Corners presenter Kerry O’Brien has attracted more than 200 signatures. The call comes following Crabb being repeatedly polite and professional during… Read More ›
Melbourne Zoo Takes Delivery Of A Breeding Pair Of Andrew Bolts
Keepers at the Melbourne Zoo say that the recently arrived pair of endangered Andrew Bolts are settling well into their new enclosure. “We’ve given them some photos of Jeremy Corbyn to play with and this has helped distract them from… Read More ›
Benji Madden Finds New Way To Look Like A Massive Tool
Reality television ‘star’ turned celebrity spouse, Benji Madden has revealed a new way to look like a massive tool after revealing a diamond patterned tattoo on the top of his head. Madden was pictured in West Hollywood and almost went… Read More ›
Calls For Unsuitable Women And Feckless Poor People To Be Outlawed
Daily Telegraph columnist and self-confessed ‘sci-fi nut’ Miranda Devine is leading the charge to have unsuitable women and feckless poor people outlawed. Devine usually the first to rally against the ‘nanny’ state has recently surmised that domestic violence only occurs… Read More ›
Employer Criticised For Not Giving Employee Savage Bollocking
An employer has been widely condemned for failing to scare the living daylights out of an employee in their first week of a new job. Leigh Sales, 7:30 presenter and an Australian taxpayer, was openly criticised for missing an opportunity… Read More ›
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