Former Australian resident and professional Monty Burns look alike Rupert Murdoch has announced that he will not be returning to Australia to run as a Candidate for the Palmer United Party (PUP), at the next Federal election, which he hopes… Read More ›
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News Corp Editors Dismayed By End Of Photoshop Trial Period
Daily Telegraph editor Colin Sludge is one of many News Corp editors left with no idea what to put on the front page of their newspapers now the company’s initial four week trial download of Photoshop has expired. “I was… Read More ›
Channel 7 To Dedicate Even More Shows To Cats.
Channel 7 programming executives announced today that the network will be dedicating more programming time to cats. This follows hot on the heels of the new ratings winner Cats Make You Laugh Out Loud which replaced Channel 7’s latest ratings… Read More ›
Andrew Bolt Appalled His Column Is Printed In Black Ink
Herald Sun columnist and proud booer of the Sydney Swans, Andrew Bolt has expressed anger and dismay that his column is only ever printed in newspapers around the country in black ink. A spokesperson for the blogger told The (un)Australian:… Read More ›
TV Week Logie Awards To Be Telecast Live From Long Bay Jail
This year’s TV Week Logie Awards, or TV’s “night of nights” as it’s affectionately known as, will not be held in their usual location of Crown Casino but instead will be telecast live from Melbourne’s Long Bay Prison. A spokesperson… Read More ›
Ashley Madison Hackers Probably Just Need To Get Laid
The affair matchmaking website Ashley Madison has been attacked by hackers this week in what has been deemed by IT analysts as, “a clear cut case of some nerds who really need to get laid.” The website provides a platform… Read More ›