“George is feeling pretty unwell and not really up to flying to Australia for your hearing,” Cardinal George Pell’s doctor has written in a letter to the Royal Commission Into Child Sexual Abuse. Although the exact details of Pell’s illness… Read More ›
Presidential candidate Donald Trump has vowed to make America great again, despite admitting that he has no idea which past era of greatness he might be referring to. “You know, like the 1940s when we won the war and dropped… Read More ›
A “pop-up” dead lizard caused chaos on a Sydney footpath yesterday as hundreds of ants crowded around to take advantage of its appearance. “I’ve been queuing up since six this morning hoping to get a tiny chunk to take back… Read More ›
Sydney was thrown into bedlam yesterday following the opening of a new burger joint, the BBC is reporting. While news in the affected region is naturally limited as a result of such an unprecedented restaurant being opened in such a… Read More ›
Sound effect Pop has announced he is leaving the long running breakfast cereal Rice Bubbles with the aim of establishing himself as a solo act. “I’ve had many happy years as part of the Rice Bubbles, but I felt the… Read More ›
Immigration Minister Peter Dutton has Cancelled Jeff Allen’s Visa after the notorious pick-up-artist, known for advocating abusive behaviour to seduce women, gave some bad advice on how to respond to the “Mad Witch” twitter debacle. It had already been a… Read More ›
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