The Board of the Reserve Bank of Australia have left interest rates on hold for the seventh month in a row, owing to a wager between board members over how long they can get away with not turning up to… Read More ›
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No Bullshit Jogger Running On Spot At Traffic Lights
That jogger currently running on the spot while waiting for the little green man to appear at the traffic lights is dead set serious about getting his exercise in, reports a passing motorist. “Now there’s a man who understands the… Read More ›
Quinoa Officially Pronounced Wan-Ker
The Worldwide Association for Proper and Correct Pronunciation has today issued a press release clarifying that the ‘super food’ quinoa should be pronounced as ‘wan-ker’, as the q is silent. The press release has come as a bit of a… Read More ›
ISIS Terror The Reason We Can’t Help Victims Of ISIS Terror, World’s Racists Say
The clear response to the terror attacks claimed by ISIS in Paris that killed at least 129 people, the world’s racists said in a statement today, is for the West to stop helping the victims of ISIS terror. The World… Read More ›
Friends Condemn Paris Grief Double-Standard Shortly After Learning It Exists
Friends across the country have helpfully denounced your hypocritical outpouring of grief in wake of the recent Paris attacks whilst ignoring the earlier tragedy in Lebanon, mere seconds after learning such a double-standard existed. Rebeca Levinson, a friend of a… Read More ›
Australia To Build More Detention Centres To House Refugees From Other Detention Centres
The Australian government has announced that it will be building several new detention centres to house the influx of refugees expected to flee from Australia’s current detention centres. “Wherever people are denied basic human rights and subject to brutal violence… Read More ›
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