Flights in and out of Denpasar are still delayed by a huge chuff of bong smoke that erupted out of Schapelle Corby’s house last week, stranding thousands of bogans on the Indonesian island. “Mate, it’s a disgrace. I’ve totally run… Read More ›
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Abbott Admits Wind Farm Error: ‘Sorry, I Meant Wind Chimes’
Tony Abbott admitted today that he made an error in calling for the banning of all Clean Energy Finance Corporation (CEFC) funding of wind farm energy projects. “Sorry,” he said, “I meant wind chimes, which I think everyone agrees are incredibly annoying and… Read More ›
Health Concerns Prompt Government To Replace Farms With Coal Mines
Environment Minister Greg Hunt has approved the replacement of an unsightly and unhealthy farm with an open cut coal mine, significantly increasing the output of humanitarian coal in the region. The move has not been universally accepted with some bleeding… Read More ›
Bill Shorten Issues Q&A Boycott As Well
Opposition leader Bill Shorten has issued instructions to Labor MPs to also boycott Q&A in the wake of the controversial appearance of Zaky Mallah on the show. The announcement is the latest in a series of bipartisan moves by the… Read More ›
ASIO Admits Greatest Security Threat Now A Flag Pole-Related Disaster
In off-the-record comments, a source from ASIO admitted to The (Un)Australian that the security agency’s greatest fears over national security were “the ever-present threat of a fatal flag pole accident involving our prime minister”. Prime Minister Tony Abbott has been constantly warning against the prospect of a… Read More ›
Free Range Chicken Lives Happy Life Right Up Until Brutally Killed
The rise in “ethical omnivorism” among Australian consumers has lead to an increase in “free range” farming practices, according to a recently published survey by the Humane Food Society. The HFS is a not-for profit advocacy group that campaigns for… Read More ›
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