The North Shore Historical Society (NSHS) has made the surprise decision to revoke the membership of the federal treasurer Joe Hockey. The decision comes in the wake of yet another embarrassing gaffe by the nation’s beleaguered economic director. Joe Hockey… Read More ›
Politics
Government Denies Offering Money To People Smuggling Scandal To Make It Go Away
The Australian government has refused to comment on allegations that it gave the people smuggling scandal a sum of $30,000 to turn around and stop being an issue. “We can neither confirm or deny any details about operations of the… Read More ›
Agenda For Counter Terrorism Summit Includes Bourne Movie Marathon
It’s been revealed that the counter terrorism summit being hosted this week by the Australian Government has set aside approximately ten hours so that the delegates can watch the entire series of Bourne movies. On day two of the summit,… Read More ›
Joe Hockey’s Wife Threatens To Sell Her Canberra Home Should Laws Be Changed
Federal Treasurer Joe Hockey’s wife, Melissa Babbage has today announced that should parliament change the laws that allow politicians to stay in their spouses homes in Canberra whilst paying rent to the spouse, then she will sell her Canberra home… Read More ›
Peter Dutton Challenges The Greens To A Game Of Eye Spy
Federal immigration minister Peter Dutton has formally challenged the Greens to a game of “Eye-spy” in an effort to form a closer bond between the Greens and the Liberals, who for years have had a frosty relationship. The offer, however,… Read More ›
Australia Hit By Inflationary Crisis As Thousands Get Good Jobs That Pay Good Money
Australia is being rocked by record high inflationary rates today as thousands of Australians use Treasurer Joe Hockey’s $360,000 a year salary as a yardstick by which to act upon Mr Hockey’s advice to get good jobs that pay well…. Read More ›