Following a ruling by the PNG Supreme Court declaring Australia’s detention centres illegal, Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has warned Australians not to get “misty-eyed” over the victims of its human rights abuses. A bi-partisan, 20 year campaign waged by Australia’s… Read More ›
The planet Earth has announced it will no longer be producing “Winter” in the southern hemisphere due to declining interest in the season from consumers. “Winter has always been our least popular season and with the effects of global warming… Read More ›
The world has expressed its delight this week over news scientists have discovered a huge previously unknown coral reef in the Amazon for humanity to destroy. With the large-scale damage caused by the recent climate change-linked mass bleaching of the… Read More ›
Presidential candidate Donald Trump is reportedly still alive and well despite suffering over a million claims by something called the ‘Internet’ that it had once and for all destroyed him. “Donald is in tip top shape and will tell you… Read More ›
Republican presidential candidate and ex-steak salesman Donald Trump has demanded that Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders reveals to the American people just exactly what is in his secret 11 herbs and spices mix that coat his famous chicken. Speaking to The… Read More ›
Republican presidential hopeful Donald Trump has moved to strongly reject an endorsement from the controversial white supremacist group the Ku Klux Klan, on the grounds “we don’t need these wishy-washy liberal types. We’re here to make America great, not quiver… Read More ›
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