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• Dutton Appalled That The Jobs Summit Won’t Consider Bringing Back Slavery

  By theunozblog on 02/09/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has called into the Coalition’s favourite radio propaganda channel 2GB to bemoan the Government’s job summits refusal to consider slavery as a viable option. ”Is Mr Albanese serious about jobs or what? Asked… Read More ›

• Barnaby To Spend The Day Discussing Jobs Particularly Head And Blow At Today’s Summit

  By theunozblog on 01/09/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  The Opposition’s shadow Minister for Home and Foreign Affairs Barnaby Joyce has told colleagues that he intends to attend the Government’s planned jobs summit simply to spend the day inquiring about the potential for head and blow jobs. ”If there… Read More ›

• Courts Tell Victims To Come Back When You Start A Successful Podcast

  By theunozblog on 31/08/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Courts around Australia have told the Nation’s victims to not bother bringing their cases to them until they have started a successful podcast about the alleged crime committed against them. ”There are a lot cases before the courts but only… Read More ›

• Domestic Violence Perpetrators Name Andrew Bolt Their Man Of The Year

  By theunozblog on 30/08/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s Domestic Violence Perpetrators have this week gathered and decided to name Sky News host Andrew Bolt their man of the year. The award comes after Bolt went out of his way to platform and defend convicted wife beater Avi… Read More ›

• News Corp Signs Cardinal Pell As Columnist With Hope That He’ll Touch The Youth Of Australia

  By theunozblog on 29/08/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  News Corp Australia has signed Cardinal Pell as their new columnist in the hope that the Cardinal can reach out and touch the youth of the Nation. ”As the audience ages News Corp need to reach a younger demographic,” said… Read More ›

• NSW Premier Tells Public To Just Take A Government Limo To Work

  By theunozblog on 25/08/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Interim NSW Premier Dominick Perrotet has told the public to simply take a Government limo today as the city is ground to a halt due to ongoing train strikes. ”To the people of NSW I say don’t let the Unions… Read More ›

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