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Barnaby Calls On Finland’s Prime Minister To Be More Professional

By theunozblog on 23/08/2022 • ( 0 )

Australia’s shadow Minister for Home and Foreign Affairs Barnaby Joyce has called on Finland’s Prime Minister to be more professional and lay off the partying. ”As a World leader she needs to be more discreet,” said the Member for New… Read More ›
Dutton Calls Engadine Maccas For Help In Dealing With ScoMo’s Sh*t

By theunozblog on 22/08/2022 • ( 0 )

Australia’s Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has called the manager of Engadine Maccas for advice on how to clean up the shit left behind by the former PM Scott Morrison. ”The Dark Lord is not averse to reaching… Read More ›
Association Of Identity Thieves Name ScoMo Their Man Of The Year

By theunozblog on 18/08/2022 • ( 0 )

The international association of identity thieves has today announced that Australia’s former PM/Treasurer/Minister for Industry/Resources/Engadine Maccas and Health to name but a few has been named their Man of the year award. ”What a great honour it is to be… Read More ›
A Look At The Ethics Of Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison

By theunozblog on 17/08/2022 • ( 1 )

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ScoMo Asks Perrotet If That Job In New York Is Still Available

By theunozblog on 17/08/2022 • ( 0 )

Former Minister for Health/Finance/Engadine Maccas and Resources to name but a few Scott Morrison has called NSW Premier Dom Perrotet to see if the New York trade position that John Barilaro turned down was still going. ”I am nothing if… Read More ›
Australians Shocked To Learn That They Have A Governor General

By theunozblog on 16/08/2022 • ( 0 )

The country of Australia has woken up in shock today to learn that they currently have a working Governor General. The news follows the appalling revelations that have emerged about former PM Scott Morrison using the Governor General, David Hurley… Read More ›