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• Prime Minister Albo Challenges Dutton To A DJ Off

  By theunozblog on 03/08/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister DJ Albo has challenged Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton to forego debates and instead battle it out on the decks with a DJ off. ”Boofhead and I will debate plenty in parliament over the next… Read More ›

• ScoMo Bemused By The Reaction He Gets When He Tells People He’s Off To The Prayer Room

  By theunozblog on 02/08/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s former Prime Minister Scott Morrison has come home from his first day back at work bemused by his colleagues reaction to him telling them that he’s off to the prayer room. ”I was saying to Jen, people sure did… Read More ›

• Libs Blame Poor Polling On Public’s Fascination With Low Carb Diets

  By theunozblog on 01/08/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  The Liberal party has blamed their leader, the Dark Lord Peter Dutton’s diabolically low popularity on the public’s fascination with low-carb diets. ”The public for years have been told that carbs are bad and worse than the devil,” said a… Read More ›

• Dutton Celebrates Surviving The Week With All His Horcruxes Intact

  By theunozblog on 29/07/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has celebrated surviving the first week of Parliament with all his horcruxes intact. ”The Dark Lord has survived a bruising first week,” said a Spokes Death Eater for the Dark Lord. ”Harry Albanese… Read More ›

• NRL Buckles To Pressure And Announces Bigot Pride Round

  By theunozblog on 28/07/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  The NRL has this week announced that they have listened to all the online commentary and will hold a bigot pride round later in the year, with QLD Senator Pauline Hanson being named patron. ”We tried tolerance and a pride… Read More ›

• Barnaby Pulls A ScoMo And Takes The Week Off From Parliament

  By theunozblog on 27/07/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  The Opposition’s shadow Minister for Affairs both Home and Foreign Barnaby Joyce has decided to pull a ScoMo and skip the first week of Parliament. ”If it’s good enough for Scott to take a week off then why not me?”… Read More ›

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