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• Man Who Can’t Count To 43 Doesn’t Rule Out Becoming Treasurer

  By theunozblog on 13/05/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  The Dark Lord Peter Dutton has been keenly following his colleague Josh Frydenberg’s struggles to retain his seat at the upcoming election, telling his fellow Death Eaters that he’d consider becoming Treasurer should the opportunity arise. ”The Dark Lord has… Read More ›

• Rupert Brings His Favourite Idiot Back To Oz For Mission Take Down Albo

  By theunozblog on 12/05/2022 • ( 1 )

  

  The Coalition’s campaign manager Rupert Murdoch has flown his favourite idiot Miranda Devine back to Australia for the sole purpose of taking down Opposition leader Anthony Albanese. ”Rupert must be worried now as he’s brought Miranda Devine back to Australia,”… Read More ›

• ScoMo’s Former Creepy Mate Asks Albo If He Likes Ping Pong

  By theunozblog on 11/05/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister Scomo’s former creepy mate George Christensen has sent out feelers to Opposition leader Anthony Albanese to see if he likes ping pong. ”With it looking likely that Albo will be PM George is looking to cover some bases… Read More ›

• Dutton Asks Albo For Measurements To The Opposition Leader’s Office

  By theunozblog on 10/05/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  The Dark Lord Peter Dutton has called upon Labor leader Anthony Albanese to ask him what the measurement’s are for the Opposition leader’s office. ”I called Anthony and just wanted to know how big his office is, as in 7… Read More ›

• Barnaby Calls For More Funding For Future Single Mothers

  By theunozblog on 09/05/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has called for an increase in funding for future single Mothers, in a move that he feels may help the Coalition with their female problem. ”We need to make sure we look after… Read More ›

• Press Pack Condemn Albo For Not Knowing Alan Tudge’s Whereabouts

  By theunozblog on 06/05/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s Press pack has today moved to condemn Labor leader Anthony Albanese after he was unable to tell them the whereabouts of the Morrison/Joyce/Murdoch Government’s alleged Education Minister Alan Tudge. ”This is an appalling gaffe from Albo and will probably… Read More ›

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