Australia’s Press pack has today moved to condemn Labor leader Anthony Albanese after he was unable to tell them the whereabouts of the Morrison/Joyce/Murdoch Government’s alleged Education Minister Alan Tudge.
”This is an appalling gaffe from Albo and will probably cost him the election,” said Channel 9 News Reporter Declan Ian Viewers. ”I know the 13 people who liked my clip that I posted on Facebook will not vote for him.”
‘He also wasn’t able to answer answer my question of what 12457.74 times by 765949475694.75 equals, appalling effort.”
When asked why the Press Pack were seemingly asking intricate gotcha questions to Albo and softballs to the PM, Declan Ian Viewers of the 9 Network said: ”If the PM were here he’d reject the premise of your question.”
”And if we were to push that line then Rupert would beat us with a rubber hose.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to rifle through Albo’s rubbish, rumour is he doesn’t recycle all of his soft plastics. If I can prove this Rupert will give me a show on Sky News.”
”Think of all the 10’s of viewers I’d be able to reach.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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