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• Barnaby Tells ScoMo: End The Bonk Ban Win The Election

  By theunozblog on 05/05/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s next Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has told the PM that the reason that they are doing so badly in the polls is due to the contentious (only to Barnaby) bonk ban. ”Bloody, Scott, err, ScoMo, needs to… Read More ›

• Frydenberg Asks Porter For Some Blind Trust $$$$ To Help With The Campaign

  By theunozblog on 03/05/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s soon to be former Treasurer Josh Frydenberg has asked his old mate the alleged former Attorney General Christian Porter if he can spare him some cash from his blind trust to help him buy more billboards in Kooyong. ”Poor… Read More ›

• News Corp Journo’s Ordered To Help Flyer For Frydenberg In Kooyong

  By theunozblog on 02/05/2022 • ( 1 )

  

  The Government’s unofficial cheer leaders News Corp have ordered all their journalists to drop everything and get to the seat of Kooyong to help the Nation’s Treasurer Josh Frydenberg with his campaign to retain the seat. ”For some reason Rupert… Read More ›

• Howard Shocked To Learn That Women And Minorities Are Allowed To Vote

  By theunozblog on 29/04/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Former Prime Minister fresh out of the deep freeze for the election John Howard was today shocked to learn that women and minorities are in fact allowed to vote in the upcoming election. ”I have to say that the news… Read More ›

• Palmer Puts In 45 Billion Dollar Bid For Myspace

  By theunozblog on 28/04/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s most annoying billionaire Clive ‘National Treasure’ Palmer has taken a break from spamming the country to announce that he has bid 45 billion dollars to buy antiquated social media site Myspace. ”Who says you can’t buy friends?” Asked Mr… Read More ›

• Government To Put All Pensioners On Harvey Norman Gift Cards

  By theunozblog on 26/04/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Leaked documents have today revealed that the Morrison/Joyce/Murdoch Government plans to put all pensioners on a Harvey Norman gift card form July 1st this year. ”The pension is a form of welfare and people need to remember that,” said a… Read More ›

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