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• Barnaby Asks PM If The Bonk Ban Applies When In Opposition

  By theunozblog on 08/04/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Aspiring shadow Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has asked the PM if the contentious (for Barnaby) bonk ban would apply to the Coalition if/when they lose Government and are in Opposition. ”What can I say, I like to plan… Read More ›

• PM Tells Those In His Party Who He Beat In Court To Suffer In Their Jocks

  By theunozblog on 06/04/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s interim Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has celebrated his court win today over members of his own party by telling them: ”To suffer in their jocks.” ”As Prime Minister my job is to keep Australians together and hopefully after… Read More ›

• ScoMo Says: ”I’m Not Racist, But….”

  By theunozblog on 05/04/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister (for now) Scott Morrison has defended himself against accusations that he has used racial slurs in the past by declaring that he’s not racist, but……. ”Australians know that under my Government if you have a go, you’ll… Read More ›

• ScoMo Asks The Governor General To Meet Him At Engadine Maccas

  By theunozblog on 04/04/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister (for now) Scotty from marketing has texted the Governor General to meet him at Engadine Maccas so that they can arrange the formalities around calling an election. ”I know traditionally the Prime Minister will call in on… Read More ›

• PM’s Creepy Mate Chuffed At His Gold Manila Folder Farewell Gift

  By theunozblog on 01/04/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  The Prime Minister’s creepy mate George Christensen has thanked his parliamentary colleagues for the gift of a golden manila folder that they purchased for him as he farewells parliament. ”Nice of everyone to chip in and buy me a folder,”… Read More ›

• BREAKING: ScoMo To Be Appointed Governor General, Dutton PM

  By theunozblog on 01/04/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  In breaking news Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison will today be appointed Governor General with Minister for Defence Peter Dutton replacing him as Prime Minister. The move is said to be made as polling has indicated that current Governor General… Read More ›

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