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• The UnOz’s 2021 Person Of The Year!

  By theunozblog on 24/12/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  The UnOz’s Person of the Year award is one of the most anticipated events of the year, with defamation lawyers everywhere especially keen to see the list. The year 2021 had us all seemingly looking back nostalgically at the heady… Read More ›

• Regional Australia Braces For Invasion Of Hideous Oiks Who Usually Holiday Overseas

  By theunozblog on 23/12/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Residents of small resort towns all over Australia are making disaster plans to deal with the influx of posh wankers who normally choof off overseas for a holiday at this time of year. “We’ve survived drought, bushfires, floods and coronavirus… Read More ›

• Lil’ Petey Dutton Sits On Santa Rup’s Lap And Asks To Be PM For Xmas

  By theunozblog on 21/12/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Lil’ Petey Dutton has jumped at the opportunity to sit on Santa Rup’s lap and ask him if for Christmas he could be Prime Minister. ”I do admit I would rather take my rightful… Read More ›

• Perrottet Tells The State To Turn Christmas Into A Covid Party

  By theunozblog on 20/12/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet has encouraged the people of NSW to turn their Christmas celebrations into a Covid party, in an effort to get the whole State used to living with the disease. ”Covid’s here and we need to start… Read More ›

• Jen Tells PM To Maybe Not Share His FB Memories Post About Their Trip To Hawaii

  By theunozblog on 16/12/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has been told by his wife Jen to maybe not share his Facebook memories post of their trip to Hawaii that happened on this day two years ago. ”Jen has a… Read More ›

• ScoMo In Talks With Elf On A Shelf To Run In Warringah

  By theunozblog on 14/12/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has told colleagues that he is close to convincing children’s toy Elf On A Shelf to run at the next Federal Election in the seat of Warringah. “How good is Elf… Read More ›

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