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• News Corp Leads Campaign To Rename The Macaron The ScoMo

  By theunozblog on 04/11/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Scott Morrison’s team of cheer leaders at News Corp has launched a campaign to rename the fancy biscuit the Macaroon, the ScoMo. ”How dare French President Macron complain about our dear leader ScoMo’s lies,” said a News Corp Spokesperson. ”The… Read More ›

• Labor In Talks With Macron About Replacing Albo

  By theunozblog on 03/11/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  The Australian Labor Party has sent a delegation of faceless men to Glasgow to talk to French President Emmanuel Macron about moving to Australia and replacing Opposition leader Anthony Albanese. ”Albo’s a great bloke don’t get me wrong and an… Read More ›

• ScoMo Plans To Cook Coq Au Vin To Appease France

  By theunozblog on 03/11/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has told his advisers to not worry about the country’s rift with France as he’ll solve it when he gets back to Australia by cooking a Coq Au Vin for the family and posting… Read More ›

• ”I Don’t Even Speak French,” Says Australian PM When Accused Of Lying

  By theunozblog on 01/11/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has denied that he lied to France’s President Emmanuel Macron, saying that he doesn’t even speak French. ”I think my good mate Emmanuel might have got a bit of confused on our phone call,” said… Read More ›

• PM Declares Voters Will Need ID To Vote, Unless They Are A Blind Trust

  By theunozblog on 29/10/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has declared that voters at the next election will have to show ID before they vote – unless, of course, they donated to Christian Porter’s blind trust. ”We need to do all we can… Read More ›

• ScoMo’s Creepy Mate Tells Him To Grab Some Duty Free Tia Maria On The Way Back From Glasgow

  By theunozblog on 28/10/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison’s creepy mate George Christensen has demanded that the PM grab him a bottle of Tia Maria from duty free when the PM returns from Glasgow. ”George is a mate and we do things for… Read More ›

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