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• PM Tells Female Politicians To Make Sure Their Desk Is Wearing A Chastity Belt

  By theunozblog on 23/03/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has called on female politicians from all parties to ensure that their desks are fitted with a functioning chastity belt. ”Doesn’t matter if you are Labor, Liberal or other I say to you please make… Read More ›

• Scotty From Marketing Spotted In Bunnings Looking For A DIY Ark Kit

  By theunozblog on 22/03/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison who was thought to be be missing during the NSW floods has been spotted at his local Bunnings store asking staff which aisle the DIY ark kits are located in. ”Never fear Australia I am… Read More ›

• ScoMo Tells Australia’s Women That There’s No Need For A Consent App When You Have A Marriage Certificate

  By theunozblog on 19/03/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister ScoMo has told the women of Australia to forget about a consent app and instead go out and get themselves a marriage certificate instead. ”There’s nothing wrong with the good old marriage certificate,” said the Prime Minister. ”Heck,… Read More ›

• Dutton Tells ScoMo That He Saw A Water Cannon Going Cheap On Facebook Marketplace

  By theunozblog on 17/03/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  The Dark Lord Peter Dutton has told his leader that he has seen a water cannon going cheap on Facebook Marketplace, should the PM need to stock up in case of another Women’s March 4 Justice. “I took a break… Read More ›

• ScoMo Tells His Peeps To Schedule This Weeks Photo Shoot At Bed Bath N’ Table To Get The Ladies Back On Side

  By theunozblog on 16/03/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister ScoMo has told his marketing and PR peeps to work in a photo shoot at Bed, Bath N’ Table this week so he can get back onside with the Ladies of Australia. ”The Prime Minister is most concerned… Read More ›

• Former Minister For Women Tony Abbott Disappointed Not To Be Asked To Lead Today’s Women’s March

  By theunozblog on 15/03/2021 • ( 1 )

  

  Australia’s Former Minister for Women, Tony Abbott has spoken to friends of his disappointment at not being asked to lead today’s Women’s March in Canberra. ”Tony is very disappointed and concerned to not be involved in today’s march,” said a… Read More ›

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