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• Sky News Australia Calls On Their Viewers All 6 Of Them To Storm The US Consulate

  By theunozblog on 08/01/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Niche News station Sky News Australia has called on their viewers, all 6 of them to storm the US consulate in an effort to protest the American election result. ”We need our viewers to get out on the streets and… Read More ›

• ScoMo Livid That National Cabinet Has Been Scheduled To Meet On Friday Cutting Short His Weekend

  By theunozblog on 07/01/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing is reportedly livid at his staff after learning that they booked him into a meeting of the National cabinet on Friday thus cutting short his weekend. ”The PM is not the type to fly… Read More ›

• Scotty From Marketing Stunned To Learn That Gladys Has Gone On Holiday Without An Official Photographer

  By theunozblog on 06/01/2021 • ( 3 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has remarked to colleagues that he’s stunned that NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has gone on holiday and done so without an official photographer. ”The PM was baffled when he heard the news that Gladys… Read More ›

• Acting NSW Premier Barilaro Orders All Koalas Slaughtered And Turned Into Masks

  By theunozblog on 05/01/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Acting NSW Premier John Barilaro has issued an executive order for all of the State’s Koalas to be slaughtered and turned in to masks to be made available for a slight fee to the needy. ”When Gladys ordered the entire… Read More ›

• Scotty From Marketing Launches Only Fans Account

  By theunozblog on 01/01/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has increased his online presence by this week launching a new Only Fans fan page, whereby supporters can receive pictures of the PM, for a fee. ”I was sitting around with a few of… Read More ›

• World Leader’s 2021 New Year’s Resolutions

  By theunozblog on 31/12/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Scotty From Marketing: “I want to focus on my family, my friends, and my fitness. Basically anything I can do to keep me away from my actual job.” Albo: ”I want to focus on the important things in life, like… Read More ›

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