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• ScoMo Calls Trump To Offer Assistance Like A Holiday To Port Douglas To Help Fight California Bushfires

  By theunozblog on 15/09/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has called US President Donald Trump to offer the country assistance like a holiday to Port Douglas to help fight the raging California bushfires. ”I know myself that last summer whilst Australia burned my… Read More ›

• Dead Unicorn Found On Parliament House Roof Points To A Return Of The Dark Lord

  By theunozblog on 14/09/2020 • ( 1 )

  

  Canberra’s Parliamentary groundskeeper has reportedly found a deceased Unicorn on the roof of Parliament house with those inside fearful that it indicates a return of the Dark Lord to Canberra. “These are dire times if he who must not be… Read More ›

• Berejiklian Regrets Not Killing Off All The Koalas Earlier In The Year When She Had The Chance

  By theunozblog on 11/09/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  NSW Premier (as of posting) Gladys Berejiklian has told colleagues that she regrets not killing off all of the states koalas earlier in the year when she had the chance. This revelation comes as a rift between the Nationals and… Read More ›

• Hanson Livid At Australia Post’s Refusal To Deliver One Nation Branded Syringes To Housing Commission Residents

  By theunozblog on 10/09/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  One Nation leader Pauline Hanson is reportedly livid at Australia post after they refused to deliver a shipment of One Nation branded syringes to residents of a Melbourne housing commission estate. ”How dare Australia post refuse to deliver my merchandise… Read More ›

• George Christensen Tipped To Be Named Trade Ambassador For The Philippines

  By theunozblog on 09/09/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Politician George Christensen is rumoured to be named the new trade ambassador for the Philippines, following in the footsteps of former Prime Minister Tony Abbott who has taken on a role as a trade ambassador for the United Kingdom…. Read More ›

• ScoMo To Consider Adding Former AFL Players To The National Cabinet

  By theunozblog on 08/09/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told colleagues that after seeing multiple articles in Melbourne’s Herald Sun newspaper of former AFL players being critical of Victoria’s Covid restrictions, that he is considering adding a couple of them to the… Read More ›

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