Hanson Livid At Australia Post’s Refusal To Deliver One Nation Branded Syringes To Housing Commission Residents

One Nation leader Pauline Hanson is reportedly livid at Australia post after they refused to deliver a shipment of One Nation branded syringes to residents of a Melbourne housing commission estate.

”How dare Australia post refuse to deliver my merchandise to those who need it,” said Senator Hanson. ”I bet they wouldn’t hesitate to deliver LIberal branded silver spoons or Bill Shorten commemorative knives.”

”But of course they can’t deliver One Nation branded syringes. Malcolm Roberts spent hours putting our stickers on those syringes.”

When asked if it was appropriate to be sending syringes to strangers, Senator Hanson said: ”Well, if I can’t send syringes what am I meant to send, bananas?”

”Some people are allergic to them you know, no one is allergic to a syringe.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to score some smack for the residents to go with their syringes.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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