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• China Answers PM’s Text With “New Phone Who Dis?”

  By theunozblog on 18/05/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  A relieved Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has revealed the recent trade disputes between Australia and China is a simple misunderstanding after China answered Australia’s text with, “New phone who dis?” “I do admit I was a bit worried when… Read More ›

• NRL To Sell Small Team Colour Coffins For Unvaccinated Kiddies

  By theunozblog on 15/05/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  The NRL have announced today a new line of merchandise to be launched to coincide with the restart of the season, small team colour coffins for the unvaccinated children in the family. “We’ve seen a lot of talk about a… Read More ›

• Barnaby Very Keen For The Queensland Government’s Plan To Buy A Virgin

  By theunozblog on 14/05/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has commended the Queensland Government on their plan to buy a Virgin, with the MP saying that he will be first in line for a ride. ”I don’t usually agree with the Palasczuk Labor… Read More ›

• Christensen Calls For Australia And The Philippines To Create A Travel Bubble

  By theunozblog on 13/05/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s member for Manilla George Christensen has called upon the Government, of which he is a part of, to consider lifting travel restrictions and opening up and creating a bubble between Australia and the Philippines. ”We need the Philippine’s economy… Read More ›

• Alan Jones Asks The Nation’s Ladies To Put Out Their Tea Towels In Honour Of His Retirement

  By theunozblog on 13/05/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Retiring shock jock Alan Jones has called upon Australia’s women to take a moment out of their usual day of housework to put out their tea towels in honour of his retirement. “I think you will find that no one… Read More ›

• Malcolm Roberts Plans To Fly To Seattle To Make A Citizen’s Arrest Of Bill Gates

  By theunozblog on 12/05/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  One Nation’s leading mind Malcolm Roberts has demanded that the Prime Minister allow flights out of Australia, so that he can fly to Seattle in the United States of America to make a citizen’s arrest of Microsoft founder Bill Gates…. Read More ›

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