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• Cricket Australia Outlaws Using Spit to Shine Ball: Opts For Sand Paper Instead

  By theunaustralianblog on 11/05/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Cricket Australia chief Kevin Roberts flagged a flurry of new rules for cricket in reaction to the COVID-19 crisis that has hit the sport. Roberts has suggested practices such as using spit to shine a ball need to be replaced… Read More ›

• Gold Coast Titans Unveil Spotted Jersey For NRL Anti-Vax Round

  By theunaustralianblog on 11/05/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Gold Coast Titans rugby league players have proudly modeled the special spotted uniform they will be wearing in the NRL’s upcoming anti-vaxxer round. “We’re proud that a bunch of blokes mainly known for their ability to take a series of… Read More ›

• Bolt Demands All Australian Children Sit On Pell’s Lap And Apologise

  By theunozblog on 08/05/2020 • ( 2 )

  

  Australia’s leading pedophile advocate Andrew Bolt has demanded that every single Australian child be forced to sit on Cardinal Pell’s lap and apologise. The demand was made on Bolt’s blog at 2 am on the same day that the Royal… Read More ›

• With Borders Closed Hanson Goes From Kicking Foreigners To Attacking The Unemployed

  By theunozblog on 07/05/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s most prominent racist One Nation Senator Pauline Hanson has moved on from kicking foreigners to attacking the unemployed following Australia’s decision to close it’s borders due to the Covid-19 crisis. “My political career hangs on me attacking somebody,” said… Read More ›

• Barnaby Joyce Downloads New Government Tracking App Tinder

  By theunozblog on 06/05/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Former deputy Prime Minister and self confessed families man Barnaby Joyce has gone from being skeptical of the Government’s covid-19 tracking app to becoming a convert after discovering Tinder. “I’ve never been a fan of the Government being a big… Read More ›

• Failed State Transport Minister Hopes To Become Failed Federal Transport Minister

  By theunozblog on 05/05/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Failed NSW Transport Minister Andrew Constance has thrown his hat in to the ring to run for the soon to be vacated seat of Eden-Monaro at the upcoming by-election. ”I feel I am the best person for the job. I… Read More ›

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