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• Dutton Finds Million Dollar Property Down The Back Of The Couch

  By theunozblog on 04/05/2020 • ( 0 )

  

    Minister for the dark arts Peter Dutton has spoken of his surprise after finding a million dollar Townsville property down the back of the couch. Promising that he will list the property on the parliamentary register next time that… Read More ›

• Alan Jones Calls For Women To Have To Run Their Tweets By A Man Prior To Sending

  By theunozblog on 01/05/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s chief employer of defamation lawyers, Alan Jones has called for laws to be changed so that women are made to run their tweets past a male for approval, prior to posting them. “Women are emotional creatures, and they need… Read More ›

• ScoMo Looks At Lifting Restrictions For People Wishing To Commemorate Captain Cook

  By theunozblog on 01/05/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has talked of temporarily lifting social distancing restrictions to allow Australians to celebrate the 250th anniversary of Captain Cook’s voyage to Australia. “We have done pretty well by social distancing, the curve is flattened so… Read More ›

• Government Torn Between Two Loves -Twiggy And Anti-Asian Sentiment

  By theunozblog on 30/04/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  The Australian Government is currently torn between two of it’s loves – that of billionaire Andrew ‘Twiggy’ Forrest and stirring up and promoting anti-Asian sentiment. “It’s a tough spot that we find ourselves in,” said a Government Spokesperson. “Let’s get… Read More ›

• NSW Residents Ordered To Install Pokies In Their Homes Before Receiving Guests

  By theunozblog on 30/04/2020 • ( 2 )

  

  Following the announcement earlier this week that residents in New South Wales will be allowed to have two guests in their homes from Friday. The Government has sought to clarify, that in order for that to occur they will need… Read More ›

• Gladys Relaxes Visitor Limits After Her Lawn Gets A Little Long

  By theunozblog on 29/04/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  NSW State Premier, Gladys Berejiklian has moved to relax the visitor limits after the front and back lawns of her North Shore home have become overgrown and unkempt. “I’m sure all of NSW are suffering from an overgrown yard. These… Read More ›

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