The (un)Australian

Recent Posts - page 191

• Aussies Earning Under $100K Ordered To Download Government Tracking App

  By theunozblog on 28/04/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Australians with a pre-tax income of less than $100k per year have been ordered by the Government to download the Covid-19 tracking app. ”It is important that we get the economy going again and to do that we will need… Read More ›

• Joyce Tells All Aussie Patriots To Wrap Their Phones In Foil To Stop The Government From Spying

  By theunozblog on 27/04/2020 • ( 1 )

  

  Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has called on all Australians to take action against the Government, which he is a part of, by wrapping up their mobile phone in foil. ”I’m sick and tired of this Government being in… Read More ›

• Sportsbet Release Market On Which NRL Club Will Ruin Revamped Season

  By theunozblog on 24/04/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  With news that the NRL is on track for an end of May relaunch gambling company Sportsbet has released the market on which NRL club will ruin the revamped season. ”What an exciting time it is for sports fans,” said… Read More ›

• Introvert Struggling To Find Excuses To Avoid Yet Another Video Call

  By theunozblog on 23/04/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  A frustrated local introvert is wracking their brain for any excuse to avoid yet another video call request. The requests seem to come dozens of times each day, as energy draining extroverts seek any excuse to break the boredom of… Read More ›

• “Your Cities Are Ours Now” Declare New Cockatoo Overlords

  By theunaustralianblog on 23/04/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s hopes of a post coronavirus recovery have been dashed after our cockatoo dictators decreed they will not be giving up their control of the city streets without a fight. “The only workers considered essential under our regime will be… Read More ›

• Sky News Calls On Its Viewers All 6 Of Them To Get Out And Protest The Lockdown

  By theunozblog on 22/04/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Niche broadcaster Sky News Australia has called upon it’s viewers to get outside and start protesting Australia’s lockdown strategy. With the broadcaster particularly aggrieved that playing golf has been banned in the state of Victoria. “It’s time to stop all… Read More ›

• ‹ Older Entries
• Newer Entries ›