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• Hanson Hires Dennis Denuto To Take The QLD Government To The High Court

  By theunozblog on 21/05/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  One Nation Senator Pauline Hanson has spared no expense in hiring constitutional law expert Dennis Denuto, as seen in the movie the Castle to take the Queensland Government to court over their decisions to close the borders. “How dare the… Read More ›

• Scotty From Marketing Says Cook A Curry Not A Stir Fry For Your Country

  By theunozblog on 21/05/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has called on Australians to get together and cook a curry (not a stir fry) for the country, in a move deemed by foreign affairs pundits as a slight on China. “Times are tough… Read More ›

• “Anti-Dickhead Vaccine Still At Least 12 Months Away” Say Desperate NRL Scientists

  By theunaustralianblog on 20/05/2020 • ( 1 )

  

  Development of a vaccine to stop rugby league players acting like dickheads off the field is still more than twelve months away and may never be discovered, despondent NRL scientists reported yesterday. “We’re afraid that NRL players may have to… Read More ›

• Hanson Follows Trump’s Advice And Starts Taking Hydro Electric Power

  By theunozblog on 19/05/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Pauline Hanson has issued a statement in support of American President Donald Trump, who today reveled that he was taking the anti-malaria drug hydroxycholorquine to prevent contracting the dreaded Covid-19 virus. “President Trump is a great man and someone we… Read More ›

• Christensen Calls For A Ban On Chinese Born Sex Workers

  By theunozblog on 19/05/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  The Government’s member for Manila George Christensen has called for a ban on Chinese born sex workers working in Australia in response to the current diplomatic spat between the two countries. ”If China is going to go after our meat… Read More ›

• Man Wants To Know When He Can Go Back To Not Washing His Hands

  By theunozblog on 18/05/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Scouring news reports for details of what restrictions are being lifted where and when, Brad Murray has just one question: when can he go back to never really bothering to wash his hands? While many have had their lives turned… Read More ›

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