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• Australia’s Bogans Declare A National Day Of Burnouts In Honour Of Holden

  By theunozblog on 17/02/2020 • ( 3 )

  

  Australia’s bogans have declared a national day of burnouts to be held on Friday February 21st in honour of Holden. Following the news this morning that the brand will be discontinued in Australia. “Mate it’s a real kick in the… Read More ›

• Scotty Tells Josh To Put Together A Budget Surplus Funding Concert

  By theunozblog on 17/02/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Scotty from marketing aka Prime Minister ScoMo has called his Treasurer Josh Frydenburg and told him to put together a concert to raise funds towards funding the budget. “I flicked on the TV last night and saw my favourite singer… Read More ›

• Joyce And Canavan Announce Ashley Madison As Their New Podcast Sponsor

  By theunozblog on 14/02/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Full-time podcasters and part-time politicians Barnaby Joyce and Matt Canavan fresh off launching their new podcast, Weatherboard and Iron have excitedly announced they have their first sponsor, online dating site Ashley Madison. “No one gets into podcasting for the cash, let’s… Read More ›

• Roberts Demands Royal Commission Into Whether Or Not The Fridge Light Stays On When The Door Is Closed

  By theunozblog on 13/02/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  One Nation’s leading mind (sic) Malcolm Roberts has today demanded the Government immediately hold a Royal Commission into whether or not the fridge light stays on when the door is closed. “It’s time this Government focused on issues that matter… Read More ›

• World Health Organization To Sell Off Naming Rights To The Virus Formally Known As Carona

  By theunozblog on 12/02/2020 • ( 1 )

  

  The World Health Organization (WHO) has announced today that they will be selling off the naming rights to the virus formerly known as ‘Carona.’ The move comes after initial sponsor, the beer company Carona chose not to renew their contract…. Read More ›

• Scotty From Marketing Orders The Navy To Start Building An Ark

  By theunozblog on 10/02/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has ordered the Navy to start taking flood precaution by building an ark, capable of holding two of every animal. “The bushfires this year caught my Government on the hop and I promise you… Read More ›

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