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• ScoMo Refuses To Commit To No Net Emissions At Engadine Maccas

  By theunozblog on 24/02/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister ScoMo has told reporters that it is just not feasible for his Government to commit to no net emissions at Engadine Maccas before the year 2050. “My Government is doing all it can to cut back on our… Read More ›

• Column: The Left Is Never Right by Alan Moans

  By theunozblog on 22/02/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Welcome to what is the first of hopefully many columns from myself Alan Moans for theunaustralian.net. I must admit I was somewhat surprised when a bunch of filthy lefties like theunaustralian.net contacted me to write for them. But I said… Read More ›

• Failed Politician To Try His Hand At Failing As A Journalist

  By theunozblog on 21/02/2020 • ( 1 )

  

  Failed politician Cory Bernardi has announced his intentions to try his hand at failing in a new career as a journalist. With the unpopular former MP signing on to work with niche media outlet Sky News. “My voice needs to… Read More ›

• Australia’s Pedos Nominate Andrew Bolt For Australian Of The Year

  By theunozblog on 20/02/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s leading pedophiles have gathered together on the dark web to unanimously nominate Australian blogger Andrew Bolt for Australian of the year for his work in defending one of their brethren George Pell. “Andrew Bolt has gone above and beyond… Read More ›

• Christensen Assures Assange That He’ll Walk The Streets Of Manila Until Julian’s Out Of Jail

  By theunozblog on 19/02/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  National party member (for now) George ‘the thriller from Manila’ Christensen has flown to London to assure jailed Wikileaks founder Julian Assange that he’ll do everything in his power even if it means trawling the streets of Manila to ensure… Read More ›

• Scotty From Marketing Re-brands As A Ford Man

  By theunozblog on 18/02/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has announced today that after extensive focus groups and polling that he would like to be re-branded as a Ford man. “The Prime Minister knows that it’s important that he reflects the views of the… Read More ›

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