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• Toilet Paper Shortage Results In ScoMo Calling In The Army To Guard Engadine Maccas

  By theunozblog on 03/03/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister ScoMo has gone on the attack in the war against the Corona pandemic by calling in the army to guard the toilet paper supply at Engadine Maccas. ”Mine is a proactive Government,”said Prime Minister Scomo. ”When I heard… Read More ›

• Scotty From Marketing Considers Launching A Heterosexual Mardi Gras

  By theunozblog on 02/03/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told his inner circle that he is considering launching a Mardi Gras for heterosexual couples. With the march planned to go from Cronulla beach to Engadine Maccas. “In Australia we like to give a… Read More ›

• Pauline Hanson Demands A Panda Cull Following News Of A Pandemic

  By theunozblog on 28/02/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  One Nation Leader Pauline Hanson has come out today demanding that the Government do the right thing and cull all pandas following news of the impending pandemic. “It’s all well good for our Prime Minister Scott Morrison to talk of… Read More ›

• Barnaby Joyce Calls For An End To Animal Vasectomies

  By theunozblog on 27/02/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Former deputy prime minister and self-confessed families man Barnaby Joyce has called on the Government to outlaw the practice of animal vasectomies. Following the incident in Newtown NSW where a Baboon escaped his impending vasectomy. “It’s time we put an… Read More ›

• Dutton Plans To Jail All Lefties In An Attempt To Control The Right Wing Crazies

  By theunozblog on 26/02/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has announced a plan to jail all Australian lefties in an attempt to protect the country from right-wing extremists. The move comes after a briefing from ASIO warning of the danger of right-wing… Read More ›

• Joyce Ramps Up His Protest Against The Bonk Ban By Interrupting Other Politicians Press Conferences

  By theunozblog on 25/02/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Former deputy Prime Minister and self-confessed families man Barnaby Joyce has ramped up his protest against the Government’s so-called ‘Bonk Ban’ by pledging to disrupt other politicians at their place of work until the ban is over turned. Mr Joyce… Read More ›

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