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• “Government Should Stimulate The Economy By Increasing Family Benefits,” Says Barnaby Joyce

  By theunozblog on 09/03/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce took some time out from collecting discarded cans to tell the Government that the best way to stimulate the economy is by increasing the family benefit payments. “Look if there’s one thing I know… Read More ›

• PM Accused Of Fueling Toilet Paper Sales By Telling The Country To Cook Their Neighbour A Curry

  By theunozblog on 06/03/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  The Prime Minister has been accused of fueling the toilet paper hysteria by encouraging the nation to cook their sick neighbour a curry. The Prime Minister’s comments were made at a Corona virus briefing. “Whilst I won’t condemn the Prime… Read More ›

• Local Introvert Feeling Really Positive About Things Right Now

  By theunozblog on 05/03/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  As much of the world follows global News with growing trepidation, one local introvert has expressed just how happy they are at the prospect they’ll not be asked to go anywhere with crowds anytime in the foreseeable future. “This corona… Read More ›

• Mob Attacks Cute Puppy For Stealing Toilet Paper

  By theunaustralianblog on 05/03/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  An angry mob has torn apart a cute white Labrador puppy after the animal attempted make off with a length of Kleenex toilet paper. “He may be adorable and fluffy but these are desperate times and every sheet is precious,”… Read More ›

• One Nation Offers Up Their Policy Plans To The Nation Should Australia Run Out Of Toilet Paper

  By theunozblog on 04/03/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party has moved to reassure Australia that in the event of the country running out of toilet paper, they will make available to their supporters printed copies of their policies to use in it’s place. “I… Read More ›

• Treasurer Urges Struggling Retailers To Diversify And Consider Stocking Toilet Paper

  By theunozblog on 04/03/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Treasurer Josh Frydenburg has called upon struggling retailers to review their businesses and consider diversifying into more in demand products like hand sanitiser or toilet paper. “I empathise with any businesses currently doing it tough, I really do,” said Treasurer… Read More ›

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