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• NSW Premier Orders Hospitals To Hand Over All Sanitisers And Face Masks To RSL’s And Pokies Venues

  By theunozblog on 13/03/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has ordered all hospitals in the state to hand over their supplies of hand sanitisers and face masks to the state’s RSL’s. The move is designed to ensure that the RSL’s, in particular their pokies rooms… Read More ›

• Book Excerpt: A Bigger Picture An Autobiography By Malcolm Turnbull

  By theunozblog on 13/03/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  When choosing a title for one’s autobiography, one needs to consider how the title will be viewed – not only for the present, but in decades to come when it is being studied by scholars and school children alike. I… Read More ›

• Joyce Orders All Parliamentary Staffers To Wash Their Hands Before He Attempts To Seduce Them

  By theunozblog on 12/03/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has sent a memo around to all parliamentary staffers calling on them to be sure to wash their hands before he attempts to seduce them. The memo is designed to stop the spread of… Read More ›

• Scotty From Marketing Tells People To Use The Drive Thru Instead Of Going Into Maccas

  By theunozblog on 11/03/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has asked the people of Australia to avoid going into McDonald’s and instead use the drive thru, in an effort to help stop the spread of Corona. “We need to get on the front foot… Read More ›

• Column: Scotty From Marketing’s Guide To Cooking A Curry

  By theunozblog on 11/03/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  G’day Australia! It’s your old mate ScoMo here, and what a privilege it is for me to be able to share with you my recipe for how to cook a curry. I find that in times of trouble or discontent… Read More ›

• Abbott Tells ScoMo To Bring Back Knights And Dames To Lift The Public Mood

  By theunozblog on 10/03/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has called upon current Prime Minister Scott Morrison to lift the mood of the country by bringing back knights and dames. ”Bushfires, drought, corona and now a toilet paper shortage the people of Australia are… Read More ›

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