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• NRL Longs For The Days When Their Biggest Problem Was Players Rooting School Kids

  By theunozblog on 18/03/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Rugby League Chairman Peter V’landys has told reporters that he longs for the day when the biggest problem that he had to deal with was players rooting school kids, as the League looks at dealing with the fallout from potentially… Read More ›

• Scotty Cam Forced To Do Stuff All Work From Home

  By theunaustralianblog on 18/03/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  The coronavirus crisis has forced Australia’s Apprenticeship Ambassador Scott Cam to carry out his duties of doing stuff all from the safety of his own home. “I’ve gone into lockdown and will have to find a way to do two… Read More ›

• Malcolm Roberts Calls On Supermarkets To Limit Aluminium Foil Purchases To One Pack Per Person

  By theunozblog on 17/03/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  One Nation’s leading mind (sic) Malcolm Roberts has called upon Australia’s supermarkets to impose limits on the purchases of aluminium foil, to one pack per customer to counter so-called panic buying. “Whilst I am yet to be convinced that this… Read More ›

• NSW Orders All Citizens To Self-Isolate At Their Local RSL And To bring Cash

  By theunozblog on 17/03/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has ordered all citizens to self-isolate at their local RSL club and to bring along cash to spend on the pokies whilst they are there. “We have to do everything we can to stop the novel… Read More ›

• Nation’s Drug Dealers Call For Government Bailout Following Fashion Week’s Cancellation

  By theunozblog on 16/03/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  The Nation’s drug dealers have called upon the federal Government to put together a bailout package for the industry, following the news that Australian fashion week had been cancelled due to the Covid-19 pandemic. “Mate this is an absolute disaster,”… Read More ›

• Men Panic That If All Sport’s Cancelled They May Have To Start Talking About Their Feelings

  By theunozblog on 13/03/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  With serious talk of major sporting competitions being cancelled due to COVID-19, panic is spreading amongst the world’s men that they could be left with nothing to talk about except for their emotions. “Even our semi-abusive banter that passes for… Read More ›

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