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• Queen Pissed After MI5 Infect The Wrong Son With Covid-19

  By theunozblog on 26/03/2020 • ( 5 )

  

  Palace sources have indicated that Queen Elizabeth is apparently ropeable that the Nation’s security service MI5 have infected Prince Charles instead of Prince Andrew with the Covid-19 virus. “The Queen was furious when she learned that her heir Charles was… Read More ›

• IPA Demands That The Government Allow Unemployed People To Sell Their Organs

  By theunozblog on 25/03/2020 • ( 1 )

  

  The Gina Rinehart funded ‘think tank’ the IPA has called upon the Morrison Government to amend the laws to allow unemployed workers to be able to sell their organs. “There’s definitely a market for selling your organs, the only thing… Read More ›

• World’s Cats Impressed By How Fast We’ve Learnt To Open Doors With Our Elbows

  By theunozblog on 24/03/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  The cat population of the world is gobsmacked at how quickly humans have picked up the skill of being able to open a door without using their hands to avoid any contact with the corona virus. “We really thought you… Read More ›

• Government Moves To Reassure Negative Gearers That They Are There For Them

  By theunozblog on 23/03/2020 • ( 2 )

  

  Prime Minister Scott Morrison has moved quickly to reassure those who are negatively gearing one or more properties that the Government will be there for them no matter how bad things get. “It is a tough time for many Australians… Read More ›

• Liberal Senator Tells Constituents To Get Their Chauffeur To Drive Them To Work Rather Than Catch Public Transport

  By theunozblog on 20/03/2020 • ( 1 )

  

  Liberal Senator Hollie Hughes has told her constituents to get their chauffeur to drive them to work rather than catching public transport and running the risk of contracting the corona virus. “In these times, one can’t be too careful,” said… Read More ›

• Deluded Board Game Sees Two Week Lockdown As Chance To Finally Shine

  By theunozblog on 19/03/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  That “Compendium of Games” that sits inexplicably on your top shelf has fooled itself into thinking that it will actually get its moment in the sun as your family is forced to spend two weeks in virus induced lockdown. “My… Read More ›

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