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Lambie Refuses To Say How Many Magic Beans The Government Gave Her To Repeal The Medevac Legislation

By theunozblog on 05/12/2019 • ( 2 )

Independent (sic) Senator Jacqui Lambie has refused to disclose how many magic beans the Government gave her in exchange for her voting to repeal the Medevac legislation in the Senate. “Look, I will not disclose any detail about my negotiations… Read More ›
Cory Bernardi’s Political Achievements

By theunozblog on 05/12/2019 • ( 2 )

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Aussie School Kids Defend Their Performance In Maths With 12 Out Of 10 Of Them Thinking They Are On Par With Other Countries

By theunozblog on 04/12/2019 • ( 0 )

Australian School kids have reacted angrily to a report suggesting that they are at least three years behind the leading countries in mathematics with 12 out of 10 of them taking to Instagram to complain about the study. “How can… Read More ›
Young Libs To Be Punished By Being Forced To Join The Westpac Grad Program

By theunozblog on 04/12/2019 • ( 0 )

The two members of the Gold Coast Young Liberals who made a video that included racist slurs against indigenous people are set to be punished later this week by being forced to join the Westpac bank graduate program. “This is… Read More ›
Minister For Manila Defends His 4 Year Bucks Party

By theunozblog on 03/12/2019 • ( 0 )

The Morrison Government’s Minister for Manilla George Christensen has lashed out at media for questioning his visits to seedy Philipino bars with the defense that all men are entitled to a bucks party before they are married. “The media and… Read More ›
Abbott Hopes That George Pell Will One Day Be Free To Touch Others

By theunozblog on 03/12/2019 • ( 0 )

Former Minister for Women Tony Abbott has spoken of his wish that incarcerated Cardinal George Pell will soon be free to enter the world and touch others as he has done so in the past. “I don’t wish to say… Read More ›