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• Prime Minister ScoMo Appoints Australian Cricket Team Special Envoys To The Bush Fires

  By theunozblog on 22/11/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has today announced that he has appointed the Australian cricket team as ‘Special Envoys to the Bush Fires’ in a move that he hopes will help reinvigorate struggling towns dealing with bush fires and drought…. Read More ›

• Bernardi Struggling To Find A Venue Big Enough For Himself And His Ego’s Farewell To Parliament Celebration

  By theunozblog on 21/11/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Failed Senator Cory Bernardi has told the press of his struggles to find a venue in his home State of South Australia big enough to host a farewell dinner for both himself and his ego. “I am really struggling, you… Read More ›

• Awkward Moment As Clinton And Prince Andrew Hit Squads Arrive At Same Time To Kill Jeffrey Epstein

  By theunaustralianblog on 21/11/2019 • ( 1 )

  

  An embarrassing faux pas led to the assassination squads arranged by both Prince Andrew and Bill Clinton arriving at the same time at Jeffrey Epstein’s jail cell to carry out the hit, an inquiry has been told. “It was really… Read More ›

• Abbott Tells ScoMo To Not Rule Out Knighting Prince Andrew

  By theunozblog on 19/11/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  In a week where former Prime Minister Paul Keating came out to talk about China another former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has also been doing the rounds advising the Government to not rule out knighting the disgraced Prince Andrew. “In… Read More ›

• Folau Stubs Toe And Immediately Repents For Once Watching An Episode Of Queer Eye For The Straight Guy

  By theunozblog on 18/11/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Former Rugby player turned self-appointed hell, fire and brimstone preacher Israel Folau has stubbed his toe and immediately repented to the Lord for once watching an episode of the TV show Queer Eye For A Straight Guy. “The Lord moves in… Read More ›

• China Announces New ‘No Dickheads’ Policy

  By theunozblog on 18/11/2019 • ( 1 )

  

  The Chinese Government has announced that it is applying a new ‘no dickheads’ policy when it comes to politicians from other countries visiting on ‘study trips.’ “We were concerned with the rising number of politicians wishing to visit our country… Read More ›

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