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• Dutton Confident He Has The Numbers

  By theunozblog on 09/10/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has been asked to leave his local club after a dispute over a game of Keno, with the Minister claiming he had the winning numbers despite his form saying otherwise. “It was a… Read More ›

• Abbott Regrets Not Doing More As PM To Rid Australia Of The Metric System

  By theunozblog on 08/10/2019 • ( 1 )

  

  In a wide ranging interview former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has spoken of his regret that he did not do more when he was PM to rid Australia of the metric system. “I achieved a lot in my all too… Read More ›

• Sydney Roosters Spend Week Getting Used To Playing Before An Actual Crowd

  By theunozblog on 04/10/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  In the lead up to the NRL Grand final the Sydney Roosters  who will play the Canberra Raiders in the decider have spent the week trying to familiarise themselves with playing before an actual crowd. “It’s definitely a different time… Read More ›

• ScoMo Sends Trump A Cronulla Sharks 2019 Season Highlights Video After The President Asks Him For A Downer

  By theunozblog on 03/10/2019 • ( 1 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scott ‘ScoMo’ Morrison has urgently sent a 2019 season highlights video of the Cronulla Sharks to Washington after President Trump asked him for a Downer. “What a great relationship we have when the President can ask me… Read More ›

• Abbott Appointed To The Board Of The Culture War Memorial

  By theunozblog on 02/10/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Former Minister for Women Tony Abbott has been appointed by the Morrison Government to the board of the Culture War Memorial. “No one has done more in the last twenty or so years to lead the charge in the culture… Read More ›

• Serial Masturbator And Poo Jogger Tipped To Appear On The Next Season Of I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here

  By theunozblog on 27/09/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  The TV world is buzzing over the rumours that the freshly convicted Queensland based serial masturbator and last year’s social media phenomenon the poo jogger are tipped to appear on the next season of I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of… Read More ›

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