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• NSW Premier Orders The Army To Shoot Any Sniffer Dog Within 5 Km’s Of Randwick Race Course

  By theunozblog on 17/10/2019 • ( 1 )

  

  NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has called in the Army to protect race goers at Randwick racecourse from drug sniffer dogs. With a particular focus on keeping the sniffer dogs away from those attending the Everest horse race. “People just want… Read More ›

• Alan Jones Launches Into ScoMo Treating Him Like He Was A Female PM

  By theunozblog on 16/10/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Sydney shock jock Alan Jones has launched into Prime Minister ScoMo in an interview on his show today, going off at the Prime Minister as though he viewed him as a female Prime Minister. “I do humbly apologise to the… Read More ›

• Barnaby Offers To ‘Chew The Fat’ With Pamela Anderson Over Assange

  By theunozblog on 15/10/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Former Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has reached out to Hollywood actress Pamela Anderson with an invitation to join in him in Canberra at his office or a seedy pay by the hour motel for a chance to ‘chew the… Read More ›

• Dutton Spends The Weekend Googling Military Coup

  By theunozblog on 14/10/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  The Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has spent the weekend googling ‘military coup’ whilst the current Prime Minister and Mr Dutton’s boss Scott Morrison is away on a footy trip to Papua New Guinea. “There’s nothing sinister in… Read More ›

• Racing Industry Pledges To Switch From Electric To Renewable Jiggers

  By theunozblog on 11/10/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  The Australian horse racing industry has pledged to switch from electric to renewable jiggers in the next year in an effort to make the sport more environmentally friendly. “Look we have heard the feedback that the public is not happy… Read More ›

• NSW Government Will Open Sydney Harbour Bridge To Problem Gamblers

  By theunozblog on 10/10/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  To celebrate this months Everest horse race the NSW Government has announced that they will be opening up the Sydney Harbour Bridge to proven problem gamblers should they feel the need to jump. “What an exciting time for NSW with… Read More ›

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