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• Panicked ScoMo Accidentally Leaves Lump Of Coal In Taxi Before UN Speech

  By theunozblog on 26/09/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Panicked Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has realised too late that he left his favourite prop of choice, a lump of coal in a taxi and was unable to use it whilst giving his speech to the United Nations. “Scott… Read More ›

• Trump To Star In The New Roald Dahl Movie James And The Giant Impeachment

  By theunozblog on 25/09/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Current (for now) American President Donald Trump has been announced as the star of the new Roald Dahl movie James and the giant impeachment, scheduled to hit the courts, er cinemas later this year. “This is an unusual move for… Read More ›

• Trump Tweets ScoMo To Thank Him For The Wristy And Committing To Iran

  By theunozblog on 24/09/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  American President Donald Trump has expressed his gratitude towards Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison in the form of a tweet. Thanking the Australian PM for the wristy and the commitment to join him in Iran. “This is an outstanding result… Read More ›

• Alan Jones Moves On From Abusing Women To Attacking A More Worthy Opponent, Children

  By theunozblog on 23/09/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Sydney based shock jock Alan Jones, fresh off being condemned for verbally attacking New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern, has moved away from abusing women to take out his frustrations on children. Most notably those children who attended last Friday’s… Read More ›

• ScoMo Invites Trump To Join Him For A State Dinner At Engadine Macca’s

  By theunozblog on 19/09/2019 • ( 1 )

  

  Australia’s Prime Minister Scott Morrison has reportedly invited American President Donald Trump to come to Australia to join him for a State dinner at the Prime Minister’s restaurant of choice, Engadine Macca’s. “We Australians are an hospitable bunch,” said Prime… Read More ›

• Malcolm Roberts Demands A Royal Commission Into Whether Or Not The Fridge Light Stays On When The Door Is Closed

  By theunozblog on 18/09/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  One Nation’s leading Scientific mind Malcolm Roberts has today demanded the Government immediately hold a Royal Commission into whether or not the fridge light stays on when the door is closed. “It’s time this Government focused on issues that matter… Read More ›

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