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• City Worker Wonders If It’s Rained Enough Yet To Shut Up The Farmers

  By theunozblog on 18/09/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  An inner city office worker has casually asked his colleague if they think we’ve had enough rain yet to shut up the farmers. Before going on to hope for a return of ‘good’ weather before the up coming weekend. “Look… Read More ›

• Sydney Coke Dealer Not Actually That Worried By Welfare Drug Test Plans

  By theunozblog on 18/09/2019 • ( 1 )

  

  In a stunning rebuke to the idea that the Coalition’s proposal of drug testing welfare recipients might reduce use of drugs, a Sydney cocaine dealer The (un)Australian just happened to run into on Saturday night was actually not that worried… Read More ›

• Joyce Refuses To Pull Out…………….Again

  By theunozblog on 16/09/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Former deputy Prime Minister and self confessed ‘families man’ Barnaby Joyce has once again refused to pull out. Of speaking at an anti-abortion rally in Sydney over the weekend. “People want, no they need to hear my opinion on abortion,”… Read More ›

• Channel 9 To Release A Mitch Marsh Commemorative Humble Pie

  By theunozblog on 13/09/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Fresh of his Ashes 4 for, the plaudits keep coming for West Australian all-rounder Mitch Marsh with news that Channel 9 will be releasing a new line of Mitch Marsh humble pie. Suitable for the Australian cricket fan who doubted… Read More ›

• BUPA Meets Healthier Version Of Itself That Runs Decent Nursing Homes

  By theunaustralianblog on 13/09/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Health care provider BUPA has bumped into a healthier version of itself on the street that manages a fully staffed nursing home that treats its patients with dignity. “At first I thought ‘you’re not me, where are the maggots?’, but… Read More ›

• Pensioners To Be Tested For Bushells Tea

  By theunaustralianblog on 12/09/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  The government is to introduce mandatory Bushells Tea testing for old age pensioners in an attempt to reduce wear and tear on the public toilet system and to encourage them to spend less time showing off photographs of their grandchildren…. Read More ›

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