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• Canterbury Bulldogs New Face Of Nike’s “Just Spew It” Campaign

  By theunaustralianblog on 05/09/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Footwear giant Nike have proudly signed the entire Canterbury Bulldogs rugby league team as the Australian face of their revitalised “Just Spew It” advertising campaign. “We drew up the contracts as soon as we saw footage of several Bulldogs players… Read More ›

• PM Morrison Pledges To End ‘Dutton To Human Conversion Therapy’

  By theunozblog on 04/09/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister Scott Morrison has promised the Australian people an end to the controversial ‘Dutton to Human conversion therapy’ that was recently unsuccessfully trialed in Australia over the last month. “We thought we had the techniques and methods to turn… Read More ›

• Au Pair Smugglers Take Note Of Australia’s Soft Stance

  By theunaustralianblog on 03/09/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  International au pair smuggling rings have taken note of Border Force’s lax attitude with thousands of boatloads of illegal before and after school helpers poised to flood into the country from the north. “Australia is considered a soft touch by… Read More ›

• Nation Stunned As New PM Goes A Week Without Being Challenged

  By theunozblog on 31/08/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  The Citizens of Australia have awoken this morning to the stunning news that their Prime Minister #ScoMo has gone a whole week in power without being challenged by another contender. “Is everything OK down there in Canberra?” Asked a concerned… Read More ›

• Sky News’ Ratings Bonanza: Set to Break The Elusive Double Digit Mark

  By theunozblog on 30/08/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  The Sky News team has spent the week celebrating after their coverage of the Liberal leadership crisis resulted in record ratings for the network. They even came close to breaking the elusive double-digit viewers mark. “What a great week we… Read More ›

• Anger As PM #ScoMo Places Australian Flag Pin On His Left Lapel

  By theunozblog on 30/08/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  The Right wing media is in uproar today after Australia’s latest Prime Minister #ScoMo placed an Australian flag pin on his left lapel. “I’m outraged, sorry what are we talking about?” Asked Shock Jock Andrew Bolt. “Oh that’s right #ScoMo… Read More ›

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