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• Hanson Tells 9 Year Old Anthem Girl To Meet Her Behind The Bike Sheds After School

  By theunozblog on 13/09/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Senator Pauline Hanson has issued a challenge to the 9 year old Queensland school girl who refused to stand up for the national anthem to meet her behind the bike sheds after school where it will definitely be on. “You… Read More ›

• Herald Sun Launches New Motto “We’re Not Racist But…….”

  By theunozblog on 12/09/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Melbourne’s Herald Sun newspaper has launched a new advertising campaign centered around it’s new motto, ‘We’re not racist but…….’ “Newspapers these days have to work hard to keep people’s interest,” said a Herald Sun Spokesperson. “We feel with our new… Read More ›

• Barnaby Joyce’s New Book Announced As A Contestant On Dancing With The Stars

  By theunozblog on 11/09/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Channel 10 has announced that the new season of Dancing With The Stars will feature former Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce’s book as one of the contestants on the show. “We did approach Barnaby to be a participant on the… Read More ›

• Shorten Refuses Dutton’s Request For A Parliamentary Au Pair

  By theunozblog on 10/09/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader Bill Shorten has declined to offer Minister for Home Affairs Peter Dutton a parliamentary au pair so that the Minister would be able to miss this week’s sitting of parliament. “Usually it is a formality that the Opposition… Read More ›

• Scott Morrison Lowers Pension Age For Prime Ministers

  By theunaustralianblog on 07/09/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  After checking the latest polls, 50 year old Scott Morrison has announced that Prime Ministers will now be eligible for the pension when they turn 51. “I’ve taken a second look at the budget figures and concluded that the nation… Read More ›

• Au Pairs, Polo And Tax Cuts For Big Business; Morrison Launches Liberals Election Campaign

  By theunozblog on 06/09/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister for this week Scott Morrison has unofficially launched his parties upcoming election campaign. Promising a country built around au pairs, polo and tax cuts for big business. “I promise that any Government I lead will always be… Read More ›

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