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• Imran Khan Elected President After Winning Majority Of Reverse Swinging Voters

  By theunaustralianblog on 01/08/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Former test cricket captain Imran Khan has been elected President of Pakistan after winning the support of a majority of the reverse swinging voters. “Imran polled well at the start of the day with traditional swinging voters when the ballot… Read More ›

• Georgina Downer Demands Daddy Buy Her A Goose That Lays Golden Eggs

  By theunozblog on 31/07/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Failed candidate for the South Australian seat of Mayo Georgina Downer has shocked Adelaide Hills shoppers after she threw a tantrum and demanded her Daddy, former Politician Alexander Downer, ‘buy her a goose that lays golden eggs’ and buy it… Read More ›

• Antony Green Returned To State Of Suspended Animation Till Next Election

  By theunaustralianblog on 30/07/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  The ABC has put psephologist Antony Green back into a state of suspended animation in a vault deep under the organisation’s headquarters in Ultimo. “We all love Antony but he becomes an absolute pest around the building when there isn’t… Read More ›

• Anthony Albanese Questions King Of Knives Returns Policy

  By theunozblog on 30/07/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Member for Grayndler Anthony ‘Albo’ Albanese has spent his Sunday on the phone to local knife sellers King of Knives to query them over their returns policy. “I bought a new set of knives a couple of weeks ago and… Read More ›

• Trump Threatens Mars With Tariffs To Protect America’s Bottled Water Industry

  By theunozblog on 27/07/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Following news that Scientists have discovered water on the planet Mars American President Donald Trump has launched a verbal assault on the planet and threatened to put tariffs on it’s water. “My role as President is to get the best… Read More ›

• Channel 7 Announces Exclusive Interview With Embattled Politician Emma Husar’s Dog

  By theunozblog on 26/07/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Channel 7 has issued a press release spruiking their exclusive interview with embattled Labor Politician Emma Husar’s dog. Which will air this weekend on their flagship current affairs show Sunday Night. “What a coup for the network and we didn’t pay… Read More ›

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