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• Ireland Considers Pauline Hanson’s Visit An Act Of War

  By theunozblog on 25/07/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  The Irish Government has released a statement condemning Australia for sending Pauline Hanson over on a visit and has indicated that they consider it an act of war. “By sending this toxic hate filled individual to our country we take… Read More ›

• NSW Government To Demolish Luna Park To Build World’s Largest Pokies Machine

  By theunozblog on 24/07/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  The NSW Government has announced today that Luna Park situated on the harbour at Milsons point will be bulldozed and replaced with the World’s largest Pokies machine. “We’ve listened to the people of Sydney and realised that this city doesn’t… Read More ›

• Channel 10 Signs Dastyari And Sandilands Netflix Subscriptions Surge

  By theunozblog on 23/07/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Netflix Australia has sent Channel 10 a gift basket to thank them for signing two of Australia’s most despised figures, Sam Dastyari and Kyle Sandilands which has resulted in a surge of new subscribers to the online streaming service. “Channel… Read More ›

• Andrew Bolt Proposes Burning Green Bags As An Alternate Energy Source

  By theunozblog on 20/07/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Plastic bag enthusiast Andrew Bolt has called on the Government to consider burning green bags as an alternate energy source as part of the upcoming National Energy guarantee. “What use are green bags,” said Andrew Bolt. “If like me you… Read More ›

• Deliveroo Contract Having Trouble Finding Its Address

  By theunaustralianblog on 19/07/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  A lost Deliveroo contract has admitted that it can’t find its address after several weeks of cycling frantically around the neighbourhood. “Damn it, there’s a Smith Street and a Smith Crescent in this suburb,” said the frustrated contract as it… Read More ›

• After Usain Bolt, A-League Clubs Reportedly Chasing Melbourne Cup Winner Rekindling

  By Carlo Sands on 18/07/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Rekindling, the British-born racehorse who won the 2017 Melbourne Cup, is reportedly being chased by several A-League clubs ahead of the start of Australia’s premier soccer competition. The clubs are said to be keen for a combination of eye-catching speed… Read More ›

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